01/08/12 - Lord Nelson

Forget the Olympics, the premier sporting occasion of any fan's calendar is undeniably Lord Nelson's annual beach football gala. A heated competition, supposedly friendly, in reality extremely violent. Marchin 1 provided a pillar in the English goal, or perhaps more accurately fluked several decent saves.The Scottish (with a guest English winger) created several great chances only for Marchin 2 to strike them perfectly into the nearest infant's head. However, eventually, the expected result appeared, with a scoreline of 10:5 Scottish:English!